1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:06,400 You very quickly find Tiny and Clip Clop. 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:09,519 You come across Donnie's collar. 4 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:17,120 No hints or clues or anything other than the collar are left of his whereabouts. 5 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:20,000 Someone's stolen Donnie. 6 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:24,719 What if we continue to look as we travel? 7 00:00:24,719 --> 00:00:27,440 I don't think we have much of a choice. 8 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:31,120 We're running out of supplies out here, wandering through the forest. 9 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:33,280 Let's head to Waterdeep. 10 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:35,840 As long as you want to stay with us, Lex, you're welcome. 11 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:38,000 Well, let's see how things go in Waterdeep. 12 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:42,079 Do you know where your creator, does your creator have a name? 13 00:00:42,079 --> 00:00:42,880 I don't know. 14 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:49,760 When I left him, I was in no condition to ask questions. 15 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:54,480 So I think I remember how to get back there. 16 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,920 You think you hear a noise, familiar noise. 17 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:58,800 I turn around. 18 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:06,719 As you turn back around, you're immediately faced by the image of Nularaaaa. 19 00:01:06,719 --> 00:01:08,159 No, damn it! 20 00:01:08,159 --> 00:01:14,800 Your hand goes to a blade, you pull it out, and you see Nularaaaa's dagger. 21 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:19,920 The glowing red eyes and they thrust up into the body of Nularaaaa in front of you. 22 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:23,920 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 23 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:27,439 We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master, 24 00:01:27,439 --> 00:01:28,320 Russ Boren. 25 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:30,560 With me today is Amy More. 26 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:31,519 I'm here. 27 00:01:31,519 --> 00:01:32,799 My name is Amy More. 28 00:01:32,799 --> 00:01:37,520 I play Thea Amastasia and my favorite animal is a cuttlefish. 29 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,240 And Carla Maxted. 30 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:41,840 I am also here. 31 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:45,760 I am Lex and my favorite animal. 32 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,760 I mean, realistically, it's a dog. 33 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:53,200 I probably have a more exotic choice, but truly dogs. 34 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,520 And Toblaird. 35 00:01:55,520 --> 00:02:01,040 Yeah, also here playing FlintFirebeard and my favorite animal. 36 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,280 It's got to be those Dankoalas. 37 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:08,480 Such a good choice, they're so adorable and so stoned all the time. 38 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:09,120 It's great. 39 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,800 Oh, so high all the time. 40 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,599 I hear when you make them angry, though, they're really angry. 41 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:17,200 But I mean, in their defense, Russ, when you make anything angry, 42 00:02:17,759 --> 00:02:18,479 it's really angry. 43 00:02:18,479 --> 00:02:19,679 Who's trying to make a koala angry? 44 00:02:19,679 --> 00:02:20,159 Touche. 45 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:23,120 Remember how you made Amy angry during the last episode? 46 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,319 Yeah, I remember last episode. 47 00:02:24,319 --> 00:02:24,959 Let's see how that plays out. 48 00:02:24,959 --> 00:02:26,799 I don't remember that episode at all. 49 00:02:26,799 --> 00:02:28,639 I've blocked it from my memory. 50 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:29,840 I don't know what you're talking about. 51 00:02:30,399 --> 00:02:32,560 Well, there's this dagger. 52 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,199 What dagger? 53 00:02:35,039 --> 00:02:36,399 Just a thing that's been kicking around. 54 00:02:36,399 --> 00:02:37,280 Well, you know what? 55 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:40,000 If I end up with this dagger, I'm naming it Mick Dagger. 56 00:02:43,519 --> 00:02:45,039 Suddenly doesn't have the dagger. 57 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:48,639 That's right. 58 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:50,879 I'm just going to pun anything you throw at me. 59 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,079 Yeah, that's fair. 60 00:02:52,079 --> 00:02:55,840 Where we have lots of punny things. 61 00:02:56,719 --> 00:02:59,439 Not that many does scare people away from it. 62 00:02:59,439 --> 00:03:01,199 No, I mean, there's some. 63 00:03:01,199 --> 00:03:03,759 Our stuff is much better than what Russ just demonstrated. 64 00:03:03,759 --> 00:03:04,239 Yeah. 65 00:03:04,239 --> 00:03:05,759 No, it's very good over there. 66 00:03:07,039 --> 00:03:08,159 That was less good. 67 00:03:08,159 --> 00:03:10,319 But the stuff we have over there is very good. 68 00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:12,879 I'm really selling this. 69 00:03:12,879 --> 00:03:13,680 Over where, Russ? 70 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:14,879 You're doing a great job. 71 00:03:14,879 --> 00:03:15,919 Over on Patreon. 72 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:18,240 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 73 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,439 Didn't I say Patreon already? 74 00:03:19,439 --> 00:03:22,240 I don't think you did, but then you kept. 75 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,319 So on Patreon, there's all this bonus content. 76 00:03:26,319 --> 00:03:27,039 It's really great. 77 00:03:27,039 --> 00:03:28,719 There's lots of really nice people. 78 00:03:28,719 --> 00:03:32,800 It's an awesome place to get more stuff for a very reasonable price. 79 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,400 Whatever you feel is fair. 80 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:35,919 And we're for cheap people. 81 00:03:37,359 --> 00:03:37,840 It's true. 82 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,400 We all like a good bargain. 83 00:03:41,439 --> 00:03:44,000 So that's what we try to provide over there is a good bargain. 84 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:44,560 That's right. 85 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:48,639 For more bang from your buck for your buck. 86 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:53,199 What happens when you are a patron as well is you get an episode dedicated 87 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:56,000 to you like today's patron, Colter Donnelly. 88 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,719 You've got a super cool first name. 89 00:04:00,719 --> 00:04:02,080 So the whole thing goes together. 90 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,199 Sounds like a celebrity name. 91 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,360 Oh, it totally does. 92 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,280 Or a high school jock. 93 00:04:08,479 --> 00:04:09,199 Oh, yeah. 94 00:04:09,199 --> 00:04:13,439 I mean, either one, but really the celebrity of the high school. 95 00:04:13,439 --> 00:04:15,759 Now we've made up this whole backstory for you, Colter. 96 00:04:15,759 --> 00:04:16,079 Yeah. 97 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:19,199 So if that's your backstory, I mean, it can be now. 98 00:04:19,199 --> 00:04:20,319 It's recorded. 99 00:04:20,319 --> 00:04:21,839 You could just say this is me. 100 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:22,079 Yeah. 101 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,240 You could just make that your ringtone. 102 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:25,920 If you want. 103 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,040 It's all yours. 104 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:27,680 Just clip it. 105 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:28,399 You're good. 106 00:04:28,399 --> 00:04:29,759 Thank you, Colter. 107 00:04:29,759 --> 00:04:35,680 You can check out more about becoming a patron over at Patreon.com slash dumb 108 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:39,120 dragon cast and see all the cool stuff. 109 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:39,620 And now. 110 00:04:40,959 --> 00:04:41,360 Fuck it. 111 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,319 Let's play D&D. 112 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:45,279 If we have to. 113 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:50,800 A strong start. 114 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:52,800 I see Amy is still salty about last time. 115 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:53,920 Just a little salty. 116 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,279 We pick right back up with Thea. 117 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,839 You have before you. 118 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,399 You have Dagger in hand. 119 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:09,120 And Nulara's dripping wet decaying body. 120 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,279 And she's pushing herself towards you. 121 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:15,040 With the knife in her. 122 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,800 She's like walking into the knife. 123 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:17,120 Yeah. 124 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,120 Oh, Nulara, why? 125 00:05:21,519 --> 00:05:22,800 She doesn't answer. 126 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:27,920 And Flint and Lex, you hear kind of a panicked scuffling. 127 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:33,519 I don't know how Thea would be exactly vocalizing her concerns at this moment. 128 00:05:34,079 --> 00:05:38,159 But you turn around and see Thea holding a dagger in hand. 129 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:39,839 Panicking. 130 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:41,839 Is it bloody? 131 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:42,800 Is the dagger bloody? 132 00:05:44,399 --> 00:05:48,160 You are still in your mind palace right now. 133 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,759 I'm talking to Flint and Lex. 134 00:05:49,759 --> 00:05:51,759 Oh, you're not even talking to me anymore. 135 00:05:51,759 --> 00:05:53,199 The dagger's not bloodied. 136 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,279 That makes two of us, Russ. 137 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:57,600 All right. 138 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,920 I'm just going to excuse myself in the room here. 139 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,399 This dagger ruins lives. 140 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:11,279 I look at Lex and kind of look back at Thea and say, 141 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,440 I'll go high, you go low. 142 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:21,520 Lex is the six foot one, you're the four foot one. 143 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:22,080 That's right. 144 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:22,960 Okay, cool. 145 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:23,760 I love it. 146 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:25,600 Describe to me this scene. 147 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,440 Yeah, you don't know what's happening with them. 148 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:30,240 You describe to me this scene as it plays out high and low. 149 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:40,800 I take a couple steps as a bit of a run and jump towards Thea who's holding this dagger. 150 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:45,680 With both hands, I go for the arm that's holding the dagger 151 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,120 and I pull it away from her as best I can. 152 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:53,600 And as far as it looks to you, this is her regular dagger. 153 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,440 Like, this isn't anything special. 154 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,680 This is just her holding a dagger. 155 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,120 I'm going to say, you can do this. 156 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:06,160 She's not of sound mind at the moment, so it seems to you. 157 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:06,960 Can't even see you, so. 158 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,080 Can't even really see you. 159 00:07:08,879 --> 00:07:11,599 Thea, Lex, do you do anything at this moment? 160 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:12,879 You're going low, so I heard. 161 00:07:12,879 --> 00:07:13,759 I'm going low. 162 00:07:13,759 --> 00:07:17,680 I think I was more there as a spotter for this amazing jump, just in case. 163 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:23,039 Like, I went down kind of like in a crouch, just in case he needed an extra heft. 164 00:07:23,039 --> 00:07:23,839 Perfect. 165 00:07:23,839 --> 00:07:30,319 Thea, you feel Nulara's body press hard against you 166 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:32,399 and you're knocked back to the ground. 167 00:07:32,399 --> 00:07:33,279 Tell me what you do. 168 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:36,959 I probably scream. 169 00:07:39,039 --> 00:07:46,800 Flint, Thea lets out a loud scream directed at you, so it seems. 170 00:07:47,519 --> 00:07:54,319 Thea, you see the bile is dripping down on top of you and down all over you. 171 00:07:55,279 --> 00:07:56,479 Flint, what do you do? 172 00:07:56,479 --> 00:08:00,479 Well, I mean, it would be pretty obvious that she's just not looking at anything 173 00:08:00,479 --> 00:08:01,279 in particular, right? 174 00:08:01,279 --> 00:08:02,560 Like, she's not looking at me. 175 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,399 She's just kind of staring blankly. 176 00:08:04,399 --> 00:08:06,959 Yeah, it's a very vacant, panicked look. 177 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:11,440 Okay, so I'll do that thing that older siblings always do, 178 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:14,560 where they put like their knees on top of your arms, 179 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:17,280 so you can't like move your arms. 180 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:20,480 And I'll like kind of shake her shoulders and say like, 181 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,800 Thea, Thea, wake up. 182 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,840 Make a constitution save. 183 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,400 That is a saving throw. 184 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:35,920 Well, that's only a 13. 185 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:41,039 In your vision, the dagger has been knocked down to the ground 186 00:08:41,039 --> 00:08:49,199 and Lara is seated on top of you and she's like grabbing your shoulders, 187 00:08:49,199 --> 00:08:50,559 not your neck or anything. 188 00:08:50,559 --> 00:08:54,159 She's grabbing your shoulders and like hitting you into the ground. 189 00:08:54,799 --> 00:08:59,839 And on the third or fourth hit, you come to and Flint's on top of you, 190 00:09:01,199 --> 00:09:02,159 yelling down at you. 191 00:09:02,159 --> 00:09:08,000 And you look to the side and you see your dagger, 192 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:13,839 just a regular dagger, and you're back in the hall at Castle Waterdeep. 193 00:09:15,039 --> 00:09:15,600 Oh my god. 194 00:09:16,799 --> 00:09:17,299 What? 195 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,059 Flint? 196 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:20,719 You're back? 197 00:09:20,719 --> 00:09:21,279 You awake? 198 00:09:21,279 --> 00:09:21,919 Where did I go? 199 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:24,719 You were here the whole time. 200 00:09:26,639 --> 00:09:27,519 Oh my god. 201 00:09:27,519 --> 00:09:28,240 What did you see? 202 00:09:28,799 --> 00:09:32,000 Is you had your dagger out and you were just kind of staring ahead 203 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,279 I don't know what was happening there. 204 00:09:33,279 --> 00:09:35,279 Oh, you can get, you can get off me. 205 00:09:35,279 --> 00:09:36,159 I'm think I'm fine. 206 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:36,639 Oh, right. 207 00:09:36,639 --> 00:09:37,360 Yeah, sorry. 208 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:37,860 Sorry. 209 00:09:38,799 --> 00:09:39,679 Hard to breathe. 210 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:43,679 I help her up. 211 00:09:43,679 --> 00:09:49,600 I, I thought I heard something so I turned around 212 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:54,799 and when I turned back kNulara was in front of me 213 00:09:54,800 --> 00:10:03,360 and I had her, that fucking dagger. 214 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:08,800 Oh, the one that, that made her, right, right, right. 215 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:09,200 That one. 216 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:09,680 Yep. 217 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:13,280 And I, I stabbed her with it. 218 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,240 And then all this black goo came out of her mouth 219 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:19,760 and then she was on top of me and slamming me into the ground. 220 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:22,480 And oh my god, it was terrifying. 221 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,440 I think she's pissed from beyond the grave that we lost Donnie. 222 00:10:26,399 --> 00:10:30,240 Is this, I mean, did she say anything about Donnie? 223 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,120 She didn't say anything. 224 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:32,560 Oh, okay. 225 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,920 That's very unsettling then. 226 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:37,440 At least in your previous dream, she'd been saying things to you, right? 227 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:40,639 She didn't say anything. 228 00:10:41,519 --> 00:10:45,440 Just barfed black gunk everywhere and. 229 00:10:46,639 --> 00:10:49,920 At this point, a few people have kind of come out of different rooms. 230 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,440 Oh man, I've made a scene. 231 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:56,480 Are looking and some of them are like, is everything, everything okay? 232 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:57,760 Yeah. 233 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:58,080 Yeah. 234 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:58,320 No. 235 00:10:58,880 --> 00:10:59,600 Yeah, we're fine. 236 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,920 Just a little, just a little day tears. 237 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:02,720 Don't worry about it. 238 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,800 Oh my god, day tears. 239 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:05,300 Okay. 240 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:10,240 If you need anything, please just call. 241 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:12,320 Yep. 242 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:12,640 Yeah. 243 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:12,960 Yeah. 244 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:13,360 We'll do. 245 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,680 Maybe we should ask Arvid about this too. 246 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:21,360 I was just going to say maybe this, I mean, this cannot keep happening. 247 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,000 In the day. 248 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,200 No. 249 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,800 Well, I mean before, at least when they happened at night, we knew that they, 250 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:30,800 it was a possibility then, but this is a whole, this is a game changer right here. 251 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:32,320 Good. 252 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:35,840 We, what we needed, our plate was not quite full enough. 253 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:36,480 So. 254 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:36,720 Yeah. 255 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:36,960 Yeah. 256 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,440 Just keep, it's like when you go up to the buffet 257 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,600 and you can find just a little more room on the plate. 258 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:44,640 Oh, please. 259 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,320 There is a Faerun all you can eat buffet. 260 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:47,120 Of course there is. 261 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:47,920 100% there is. 262 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,760 You guys have probably definitely been there. 263 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:50,560 Oh, definitely. 264 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:51,280 Probably. 265 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:55,679 I mean, I seem to remember other characters going to an all you can eat meat place. 266 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:57,199 It's true. 267 00:11:57,199 --> 00:11:57,519 Yep. 268 00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:01,679 Lex, you just, you just, you just watching? 269 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,120 I think so. 270 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:04,639 Okay, cool. 271 00:12:04,639 --> 00:12:05,360 That's fine. 272 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:08,559 These aren't people I know well and there's something real crazy going on. 273 00:12:09,199 --> 00:12:10,799 She's talking about her dead friend. 274 00:12:11,679 --> 00:12:12,720 I'm going to go now. 275 00:12:13,279 --> 00:12:14,240 You guys are fine. 276 00:12:15,519 --> 00:12:19,279 We cut to the three of you bursting through Arvid's door. 277 00:12:21,839 --> 00:12:22,399 It opens. 278 00:12:23,839 --> 00:12:24,399 So you try and- 279 00:12:24,399 --> 00:12:25,039 Is it a pneumatic? 280 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,079 A little bit. 281 00:12:26,639 --> 00:12:27,600 He's got an upgrade. 282 00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:29,759 He's not there. 283 00:12:29,759 --> 00:12:30,259 Arvid! 284 00:12:31,839 --> 00:12:34,240 Is it still like the pharmacy kind of place? 285 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,439 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 286 00:12:35,439 --> 00:12:35,759 Sorry. 287 00:12:35,759 --> 00:12:37,120 Yes, it is for, yes. 288 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:42,079 For Lex, it is a, a very sterile white pharmacy. 289 00:12:42,799 --> 00:12:50,079 The step up behind you, as you call out Arvid, you hear a bark and his dog runs out. 290 00:12:51,279 --> 00:12:53,039 I bend down and I go, hi puppy. 291 00:12:54,079 --> 00:13:03,039 Arvid, you hear footsteps follow in behind and he, you hear a, oh, you're home. 292 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:04,879 Hi, Arvid. 293 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:06,879 A dog. 294 00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:10,179 Dog? 295 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,199 Yeah, a dog. 296 00:13:13,199 --> 00:13:13,759 A dog. 297 00:13:15,279 --> 00:13:17,759 Like a dog? 298 00:13:17,759 --> 00:13:20,480 No, no, no, like dog, D-A-W-G. 299 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,959 Like dog, a dog, that's you. 300 00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:27,439 I missed your colloquialisms. 301 00:13:29,279 --> 00:13:30,399 Working on new words. 302 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,959 That one didn't work out very well. 303 00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:36,000 But hey, at least you tried. 304 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,959 Welcome home. 305 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:40,799 You brought an interesting friend with you. 306 00:13:41,839 --> 00:13:43,519 Oh yeah, this is, this is Lex. 307 00:13:43,519 --> 00:13:45,039 Hi, I'm Lex. 308 00:13:45,839 --> 00:13:46,339 Pleasure. 309 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,759 It's, I think the pleasure is all mine. 310 00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:55,600 And I hold his hand just like a little bit longer than is strictly necessary for shaking. 311 00:13:55,600 --> 00:14:01,919 Oh my, friends, forever friends at last. 312 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,319 I like your new friend. 313 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:06,179 Cool. 314 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:13,600 Arvid, we've, we've lost Donnie. 315 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:22,320 I mean, Leosin told me you had but one job. 316 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,360 No, there's always multiple jobs. 317 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:32,320 Also, it was a big thing here. 318 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:36,240 And I hand the collar to Arvid and say, can you do anything? 319 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:43,440 Can you somehow use this to find him or give us a clue to start looking in some direction? 320 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,159 Yeah, yes, yes. 321 00:14:46,159 --> 00:14:54,159 Let me, let me take this to the group of, of fine wizards who do sort of location. 322 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,120 He kind of waves his hands in the air. 323 00:14:58,159 --> 00:14:59,440 Like you just don't care. 324 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:05,759 And let's see if we can perhaps find Donnie. 325 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:13,279 You don't necessarily need to be part of this, but I can report back to you. 326 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:16,399 Is, is there anything else you require? 327 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,319 Um. 328 00:15:18,319 --> 00:15:19,679 I have something for you. 329 00:15:19,679 --> 00:15:21,839 Oh, go ahead. 330 00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:22,559 Keep going. 331 00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:24,000 I can hear from the other room. 332 00:15:28,079 --> 00:15:30,079 Okay, this is an awkward thing to scream. 333 00:15:30,079 --> 00:15:35,360 So I'm having day terrors about killing Nulara. 334 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:35,860 Why? 335 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,279 I don't know. 336 00:15:39,279 --> 00:15:39,779 No. 337 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,360 Seems like something you should figure out. 338 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:45,860 Okay. 339 00:15:48,799 --> 00:15:49,299 Flint? 340 00:15:50,559 --> 00:15:53,360 Yeah, I mean, it'd be good to get to the bottom of that. 341 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:58,720 Plus, uh, now Ross, you said Leosan was going to help out with the other thing. 342 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:01,199 Callum Shan finding someone who's down there. 343 00:16:01,199 --> 00:16:01,699 Yes. 344 00:16:02,159 --> 00:16:06,159 Yeah, Arvid was to locate Donnie and now night terrors. 345 00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:07,459 Perfect. 346 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:10,420 Maybe he can have something to slow down your scaly scales. 347 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,019 Footsteps. 348 00:16:12,019 --> 00:16:13,860 Yeah, that'd be good. 349 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:19,060 You hear his footsteps coming back and he's got a small box that he has in his hand and 350 00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:21,860 night terrors are a terrible thing. 351 00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:23,540 I used to have them once before. 352 00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:25,139 Oh, no, no, no. 353 00:16:25,139 --> 00:16:28,500 She's got both night terrors and now day terrors. 354 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,540 This is a new development. 355 00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:30,180 Oh, sorry. 356 00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:30,680 Yes. 357 00:16:31,379 --> 00:16:32,500 Did you say day terrors? 358 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,100 I couldn't quite hear you from the other room. 359 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,860 You told me you could hear me from the other room. 360 00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:37,379 I have very good hearing. 361 00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:40,820 Of course you do. 362 00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:42,740 Look at those beautiful ears. 363 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,019 They're so well formed. 364 00:16:46,180 --> 00:16:46,740 Thank you. 365 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:47,620 Thank you very much. 366 00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,500 Just clean them this morning. 367 00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:52,580 I can tell they look really great. 368 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:56,500 I kind of look at Thea with a little like, check this shit out. 369 00:16:58,419 --> 00:17:00,420 Weirdo on weirdo action here. 370 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,940 I like it. 371 00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:05,299 There's someone for everyone. 372 00:17:05,299 --> 00:17:06,099 I'm sorry. 373 00:17:06,099 --> 00:17:08,980 I am not a dreamologist. 374 00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:12,099 What specifically do your terrors bring you? 375 00:17:12,819 --> 00:17:14,579 Sounds like a sully job. 376 00:17:14,579 --> 00:17:15,220 Totally. 377 00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:18,579 I was just going to say, what do your terrors bring you? 378 00:17:19,059 --> 00:17:20,180 Let me think. 379 00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:20,819 Fear. 380 00:17:20,819 --> 00:17:21,139 Wow. 381 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:25,299 Also, I'm in a completely different realm. 382 00:17:25,299 --> 00:17:27,059 I can't see my friends. 383 00:17:28,899 --> 00:17:33,619 Yeah, she goes kind of like catatonic while it's happening. 384 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:34,180 Interesting. 385 00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:41,860 Have you had any run-ins with any mind-altering substances? 386 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:43,700 No. 387 00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:46,660 Yes? 388 00:17:48,259 --> 00:17:48,580 No. 389 00:17:49,539 --> 00:17:55,700 I usually pause for effect and then usually the true answer comes out from my patience. 390 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,700 Well, I mean, I've smoked a little bit of weed, 391 00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:00,500 but I don't think that's mind-altering. 392 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,620 That would have to be a lot. 393 00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:02,820 Mood-altering. 394 00:18:02,819 --> 00:18:04,259 A lot of weed. 395 00:18:04,259 --> 00:18:05,619 Yeah, no, it's not that much. 396 00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:09,220 Yeah, you've never heard of that. 397 00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:14,819 Listen, in that dream, I was stabbing Nulara with that fucked up dagger that she had. 398 00:18:14,819 --> 00:18:16,419 You have things you need to work through. 399 00:18:17,059 --> 00:18:20,419 No, I think that that dagger is somewhere. 400 00:18:21,619 --> 00:18:22,740 Like on your person? 401 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,779 Have you checked your pockets? 402 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,259 It's a pretty big dagger. 403 00:18:30,899 --> 00:18:32,179 I look in my bag of holding. 404 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:37,859 I do that fun thing where you have a small bag and it's obviously smaller than your arm, 405 00:18:37,859 --> 00:18:40,579 but then you put your arm like way down into the shoulder. 406 00:18:41,779 --> 00:18:45,299 You call for the dagger and it does not rise to your hand. 407 00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:46,099 Okay. 408 00:18:46,099 --> 00:18:51,859 Well, I don't have it, but it's like, Flynn, do you know what happened to that dagger? 409 00:18:51,859 --> 00:18:54,740 Did she have the dagger in her hand? 410 00:18:55,859 --> 00:18:57,139 She had it on her. 411 00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:03,460 Sorry, is this the same dagger Nulara was having concerns about that I was? 412 00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:05,300 Yes, the murder, murder dagger. 413 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:06,580 Murder, murder dagger. 414 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,020 The murder, murder dagger. 415 00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:09,380 Two murders. 416 00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:13,540 Also, if this is like a long game for us to get our characters into therapy, 417 00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:14,420 I'm all for it. 418 00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:18,500 Mental health is important in D&D and outside of D&D. 419 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,740 They've been through a lot of really traumatizing events. 420 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,140 Sorry, yes, it's the same dagger. 421 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:25,380 Yes, it's the same issue, different issue, 422 00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:29,540 less precise because you don't have the physical dagger. 423 00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:30,420 So you say... 424 00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:37,780 Well, this isn't habit. 425 00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:39,060 This is a new wrinkle. 426 00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:45,860 I thought perhaps I tracked down who the owner of the dagger was, 427 00:19:45,860 --> 00:19:51,140 but probably not them. 428 00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:55,940 Well, who did you think it was? 429 00:19:55,940 --> 00:20:00,100 Oh, a lich out far east. 430 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:00,580 South? 431 00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:01,540 They way, no. 432 00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:05,140 Everything can't be in the same direction. 433 00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:06,100 That'd be too easy. 434 00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:12,660 There was rumors of a dagger of epic power capabilities. 435 00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:14,660 Murder, murder. 436 00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:20,259 Murder, murder came along with it being that it is a dagger. 437 00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:23,380 Every time he says the word dagger, I look at his crotch. 438 00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:30,020 I fucking love whatever's happening here. 439 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,340 Yeah, I'm on board with everything that's happening in this room. 440 00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:33,700 This is so great. 441 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,020 Are you trying to be sneaky about it or are you just doing it? 442 00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:40,020 I feel like they're all pretty involved in their conversations, 443 00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:42,660 so he's kind of being sneaky about it. 444 00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:43,460 Roll a stealth. 445 00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:48,420 Well, because yeah, I mean, straight up, he said dagger like 12 times. 446 00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:49,540 I rolled a nat one. 447 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,460 Nat one. 448 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:51,940 It doesn't matter. 449 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:54,980 Are you like four inches away from his crotch now? 450 00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:03,460 You think you're being super sneaky, but it is very obvious. 451 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:11,460 Flint and Thea see Arvid stop and pause between things that he's saying. 452 00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:11,960 Dagger. 453 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:17,379 Then he looks down to see if perhaps he has something on his coat. 454 00:21:17,379 --> 00:21:18,819 He's like, no, that's clean. 455 00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:23,059 Oh my. 456 00:21:26,259 --> 00:21:28,259 So where was I? 457 00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:31,940 As much as I want to explore what's going on here. 458 00:21:33,299 --> 00:21:37,139 Okay, so it sounds like this dagger is a me problem. 459 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:43,299 I'm telling you, I had been working on it since Nulara first brought it to me. 460 00:21:43,299 --> 00:21:44,899 Yes, and where is it now? 461 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:49,860 Well, not the dagger specifically, the lore behind the dagger, 462 00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:59,540 because the dagger was nowhere to be seen once possessions returned to Castle Waterdeep. 463 00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:06,980 There were strict instructions for someone to destroy the dagger, but it was not here. 464 00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:08,340 It's fucked up, man. 465 00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:09,220 Okay, fine. 466 00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:14,019 If you find anything out, please let me know about the dagger. 467 00:22:14,019 --> 00:22:14,740 Of course. 468 00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:17,859 And maybe you can, I don't know. 469 00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:22,660 Well, I did have something for you. 470 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:24,259 Hold on. 471 00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:25,379 Oh, right. I totally forgot. 472 00:22:25,379 --> 00:22:28,500 Yes. One moment, please. 473 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,700 New implementation. 474 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:32,180 He goes over to a big wall where you see a bunch of tubes, 475 00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:36,980 puts Donnie's collar with a scroll rolled up inside of it, 476 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:39,299 puts it into the wall and closes the door and it goes. 477 00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:44,099 I'm always about a pneumatic, too. 478 00:22:44,099 --> 00:22:47,859 That will go to the wizards and I shall check on them momentarily. 479 00:22:47,859 --> 00:22:48,339 They will. 480 00:22:50,259 --> 00:22:56,099 Surely, if Donnie is within this realm, we will find him. 481 00:22:57,139 --> 00:22:57,619 Thank you. 482 00:22:59,460 --> 00:22:59,940 Thank you. 483 00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:01,779 And now for the present. 484 00:23:02,659 --> 00:23:03,700 He hands it to Thea. 485 00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:06,259 Sorry, Flint and Lex. 486 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,619 This is just for Thea. 487 00:23:11,379 --> 00:23:14,420 Like he said Lex, so like sultry. 488 00:23:15,140 --> 00:23:15,619 Lex. 489 00:23:16,819 --> 00:23:18,019 I open the box. 490 00:23:19,539 --> 00:23:22,420 Inside you see a smaller box. 491 00:23:25,140 --> 00:23:27,059 Inside of that, another box. 492 00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:30,019 And then a bigger box. 493 00:23:30,019 --> 00:23:30,819 Somehow magic. 494 00:23:30,819 --> 00:23:31,779 I mean, he's a wizard. 495 00:23:31,779 --> 00:23:32,420 It's amazing. 496 00:23:33,859 --> 00:23:35,940 You see an amulet. 497 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,299 What color is it? 498 00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:39,619 Turquoise. 499 00:23:40,339 --> 00:23:43,539 You see a turquoise amulet that has 500 00:23:47,539 --> 00:23:49,779 carvings around the perimeter of it. 501 00:23:49,779 --> 00:23:54,819 You look closely at it and they are of weaponry and shields, 502 00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:58,339 rough images of people in battle. 503 00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:02,099 Oh my god, Arvid, it's so pretty. 504 00:24:03,060 --> 00:24:07,380 I saw the color and it just said Thea to me. 505 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:09,220 Like you thought of me? 506 00:24:11,220 --> 00:24:13,140 Well, in a sense. 507 00:24:15,860 --> 00:24:17,940 But like it didn't actually talk to you. 508 00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:20,180 I mean, doesn't everything talk? 509 00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:24,740 Well, no, because what I'm worried about is that fucking dagger does talk to you. 510 00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:27,540 When I say dagger, do you look at his crotch? 511 00:24:27,779 --> 00:24:32,019 No, but I'm like just like so unhappy about this whole thing. 512 00:24:32,019 --> 00:24:33,139 He's giving you jewelry. 513 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:40,579 Like I guess I've really like thought maybe I thought maybe I'd met someone special. 514 00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:44,579 It seems like I really misread the relationship the two of you have. 515 00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:54,180 This is for I can't even remember. 516 00:24:54,180 --> 00:25:00,019 I'm so distracted by your friend who's now staring dagger eyes at me. 517 00:25:01,220 --> 00:25:03,460 Oh, this is flirting. 518 00:25:04,019 --> 00:25:07,539 This is the first time flirting's ever happened really on this podcast. 519 00:25:08,259 --> 00:25:11,460 And it is weird AF, my friends. 520 00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:14,580 I am loving it. 521 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:15,539 Oh my god. 522 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,180 Okay, so does it do anything special? 523 00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:20,980 Oh, yes. 524 00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:27,620 Okay, good. 525 00:25:28,340 --> 00:25:28,980 Good to know. 526 00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:30,500 I'll just figure it out on my own. 527 00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:31,860 No, I can tell you. 528 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:37,060 Unlike the last one where I didn't tell you what each of the potions did because 529 00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:38,340 that was fun. 530 00:25:38,340 --> 00:25:40,100 Rufus here had to go out. 531 00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:41,940 I've renamed him. 532 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:44,740 I can't recall what I named him previously. 533 00:25:44,740 --> 00:25:46,980 It's an affliction I have. 534 00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:49,620 I can't remember animals names. 535 00:25:51,779 --> 00:25:53,779 It's very specific affliction. 536 00:25:53,779 --> 00:25:54,740 I'm working on it. 537 00:25:55,700 --> 00:26:03,059 The amulet is an amulet that will help you during combat. 538 00:26:05,059 --> 00:26:07,539 As you see around there, it might have given a clue. 539 00:26:10,259 --> 00:26:17,460 It will allow you to move a little swifter and provide an extra 540 00:26:17,460 --> 00:26:23,700 drive into your opponents. 541 00:26:24,819 --> 00:26:26,740 Out of game, it gives you an extra attack. 542 00:26:26,740 --> 00:26:28,500 Oh my god. 543 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:30,259 Is it my birthday? 544 00:26:30,259 --> 00:26:32,340 What is happening? 545 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:33,299 You guys. 546 00:26:36,740 --> 00:26:40,660 Totally made up for me probably getting that fucking murder, murder dagger. 547 00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:42,019 No one said you had it. 548 00:26:42,019 --> 00:26:42,519 Yet. 549 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:47,299 Just don't ask Russ when he was originally supposed to give it to you. 550 00:26:47,299 --> 00:26:48,740 Fuck off, Tom. 551 00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:51,139 Oh, I'm sorry, was I supposed to have this earlier? 552 00:26:52,099 --> 00:26:54,180 Maybe when we were fighting Tiamat. 553 00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:57,460 Maybe we'll talk about this in the down time, which you can go check out at 554 00:26:57,460 --> 00:26:59,539 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cats. 555 00:26:59,539 --> 00:27:00,899 Yes, this is not over. 556 00:27:00,899 --> 00:27:02,740 Marital disputes happen over there. 557 00:27:04,659 --> 00:27:05,940 Come join us. 558 00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:07,059 I really, you know what? 559 00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:11,379 Nothing makes me more happy to maritally dispute something is when I know that 560 00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:15,859 a bunch of other people are listening in with their own thoughts, feelings and judgments. 561 00:27:16,660 --> 00:27:18,020 Anyways, back in scene. 562 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:20,260 Arvid, thank you. 563 00:27:21,060 --> 00:27:21,860 What is this for? 564 00:27:22,580 --> 00:27:27,860 Well, I told you it makes you move faster in combat. 565 00:27:27,860 --> 00:27:31,860 No, I mean, why did you, why do you have this present for me? 566 00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:36,900 Oh, well, I might have been supposed to give it to you a while ago, 567 00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:39,380 but it's no time like the present. 568 00:27:40,980 --> 00:27:43,380 This was supposed to be given to me before Tiamat, wasn't it? 569 00:27:43,860 --> 00:27:46,980 Hey, who puts timelines on such things? 570 00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:50,740 I mean, the important part is, is that you have it now. 571 00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:52,180 I have it now. 572 00:27:52,180 --> 00:27:53,540 Thank you so much. 573 00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:58,100 And I will, and I take it out of the box and I put it on. 574 00:27:58,820 --> 00:28:02,100 Do I have to say anything like, Amulet, go. 575 00:28:03,460 --> 00:28:04,500 Or like, on. 576 00:28:05,540 --> 00:28:08,020 You don't have to say anything, my dear. 577 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:13,140 It's just, you just must first spend some time with it, get to know it. 578 00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:14,660 I slip it in my bra. 579 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:19,620 Okay, yeah, that's, that's perfectly fine. 580 00:28:20,420 --> 00:28:23,780 You must attune yourself to it and then, whoop, extra attack. 581 00:28:24,660 --> 00:28:25,540 Will it make that sound? 582 00:28:26,340 --> 00:28:30,020 If you do, each time you make the extra attack, yes. 583 00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:32,820 Do I get a bonus of some kind? 584 00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:35,780 If I remember to use the Amulet. 585 00:28:36,660 --> 00:28:41,860 You may be granting your enemy a disadvantage 586 00:28:41,860 --> 00:28:44,660 if you catch them off guard with the boop sound. 587 00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:49,060 That's just a fancy way to say if I, if I have a sneak attack. 588 00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:53,300 Well, Arvid, thank you. 589 00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:55,460 I, I really do appreciate it. 590 00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:57,380 Of course, of course. 591 00:28:57,380 --> 00:28:59,780 Now tell me your, your story, sailor. 592 00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:04,340 Carolyn's not expecting that. 593 00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:08,260 Also, Flynn, you're not getting your cream for your rash. 594 00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:14,259 And I move over and just like, take a closer look at your Amulet and we start like. 595 00:29:14,259 --> 00:29:14,980 Did you just like. 596 00:29:14,980 --> 00:29:15,460 Talking about. 597 00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:17,220 Look down my shirt by any chance. 598 00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:18,339 Because she did say. 599 00:29:18,339 --> 00:29:18,980 Oh, okay. 600 00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:19,619 Well, we're close. 601 00:29:19,619 --> 00:29:20,740 They're very snuggle. 602 00:29:20,740 --> 00:29:21,240 Yeah. 603 00:29:23,299 --> 00:29:25,940 Well, I'm about to go on a very long journey. 604 00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:27,059 Really? 605 00:29:27,059 --> 00:29:28,180 To the Baldrick Mountains. 606 00:29:30,660 --> 00:29:33,460 I just laughed and fogged up my glasses completely. 607 00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:37,940 Yeah, I'll be leaving probably tomorrow. 608 00:29:38,660 --> 00:29:40,099 Leaving town tomorrow, so. 609 00:29:41,619 --> 00:29:41,859 Oh, such. 610 00:29:41,859 --> 00:29:44,819 I guess it'll just be my last, last night in Waterdeep. 611 00:29:44,819 --> 00:29:45,539 Such a pity. 612 00:29:45,539 --> 00:29:47,859 The Baldrick Mountains are very far away. 613 00:29:48,819 --> 00:29:49,779 Yes, yes. 614 00:29:49,779 --> 00:29:51,220 I have to go find my. 615 00:29:54,019 --> 00:29:54,500 Father? 616 00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:58,259 Question mark? 617 00:29:59,140 --> 00:29:59,460 Well. 618 00:30:02,259 --> 00:30:02,980 More my. 619 00:30:04,579 --> 00:30:05,299 Creator. 620 00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:07,379 Intrigue. 621 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:11,140 Yes, I have many fascinating stories to tell. 622 00:30:11,779 --> 00:30:15,539 Well, once you have wrapped up for the day, perhaps you. 623 00:30:15,539 --> 00:30:19,059 I would have some things that would help you on your journey. 624 00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:22,579 You could come back and and visit. 625 00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:25,299 That's very kind of you, Arvid. 626 00:30:25,299 --> 00:30:26,500 I will be back. 627 00:30:27,859 --> 00:30:28,819 Later today. 628 00:30:31,299 --> 00:30:31,859 Excellent. 629 00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:35,779 Okay, then. 630 00:30:35,779 --> 00:30:38,660 Are you two? 631 00:30:40,180 --> 00:30:40,980 Ready or is there? 632 00:30:40,980 --> 00:30:42,500 Oh yeah, no, I'm totally ready. 633 00:30:43,220 --> 00:30:46,259 I said thanks Arvid and I'm like walking out. 634 00:30:48,740 --> 00:30:49,379 So. 635 00:30:49,379 --> 00:30:50,019 Arvid. 636 00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:51,539 Arvid, hey. 637 00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:56,500 Well, I thought maybe with the jewelry, something. 638 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:57,379 Oh, no. 639 00:30:57,379 --> 00:30:58,019 Was happening. 640 00:30:59,299 --> 00:31:00,579 Arvid and I are just pals. 641 00:31:02,180 --> 00:31:02,500 Okay. 642 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:06,019 They got off to like a weird start. 643 00:31:06,019 --> 00:31:06,819 It was a whole thing. 644 00:31:06,819 --> 00:31:08,900 I mean, so did we, but like in a good way. 645 00:31:09,539 --> 00:31:11,220 Oh, I could feel it. 646 00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:11,539 Yeah. 647 00:31:13,460 --> 00:31:17,059 The word electric comes to mind and dagger for some reason. 648 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:21,220 Yeah, what was with that much more sexual now than it was before. 649 00:31:21,779 --> 00:31:24,259 So where are you two off to now? 650 00:31:24,259 --> 00:31:24,900 You need to. 651 00:31:25,859 --> 00:31:28,740 Get the fuck out of here so you can hang out with Arvid. 652 00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:30,900 Get supplies or yeah. 653 00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:33,460 Yeah, lots of stuff to do. 654 00:31:33,460 --> 00:31:34,900 We gotta go do that stuff. 655 00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:38,259 So I'm gonna go get in tune with my amulet maybe. 656 00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:43,780 Gonna go hit up the smithy. 657 00:31:43,780 --> 00:31:45,060 See if I can work on anything. 658 00:31:47,620 --> 00:31:48,740 You have fun there Lex. 659 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:56,180 Well, thank you and thank you for getting me out of prison all those weeks ago and for. 660 00:31:57,220 --> 00:31:58,259 For everything. 661 00:31:58,259 --> 00:32:00,660 I really wish you luck finding Donnie. 662 00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:02,180 It's a real tragedy. 663 00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:11,140 If I see him or hear any word of anything about him on my journey, I'll send word to you. 664 00:32:15,779 --> 00:32:16,980 I guess this is goodbye. 665 00:32:18,180 --> 00:32:18,980 I guess it is. 666 00:32:21,220 --> 00:32:23,940 Can I, and I like put my hands out for a hug. 667 00:32:23,940 --> 00:32:24,900 Like, can I? 668 00:32:26,259 --> 00:32:27,620 And I, of course. 669 00:32:28,340 --> 00:32:29,140 Yeah, hug it up. 670 00:32:29,140 --> 00:32:29,620 Hug. 671 00:32:32,259 --> 00:32:34,259 Yeah, I want to end on some of this hug action too. 672 00:32:34,259 --> 00:32:36,580 Tall person, tall person, crotch level. 673 00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:39,620 Yeah, he's four feet. 674 00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:41,060 He's slightly above crotch. 675 00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:43,620 Slightly above crotch level. 676 00:32:44,259 --> 00:32:44,740 That's math. 677 00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:56,420 We have a nice hug. 678 00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:01,940 Interlude, interlude. 679 00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:04,340 This is a completely original interlude song. 680 00:33:04,340 --> 00:33:06,500 Don't sue us, Dosnie. 681 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:07,940 It's gonna be okay. 682 00:33:07,940 --> 00:33:09,700 Welcome to the middle everybody. 683 00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:10,740 How you doing today? 684 00:33:11,620 --> 00:33:16,020 Super great episode where we totally resolved all the things you wanted resolved. 685 00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:18,020 Tune in next week for more. 686 00:33:18,020 --> 00:33:18,740 But first. 687 00:33:18,740 --> 00:33:20,500 When Russ puts us back in a maze. 688 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:23,700 Where we all have really great stories where we reveal a whole bunch of really 689 00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:26,180 great things is over on our other podcast. 690 00:33:26,180 --> 00:33:27,780 Which is called Facing Fate. 691 00:33:27,779 --> 00:33:30,019 Did you know we had another podcast you might have? 692 00:33:30,019 --> 00:33:31,220 Because we mention it sometimes. 693 00:33:31,220 --> 00:33:31,940 I knew. 694 00:33:31,940 --> 00:33:32,899 I also knew. 695 00:33:32,899 --> 00:33:34,740 I had not heard that. 696 00:33:36,579 --> 00:33:37,779 Hearing this for the first time? 697 00:33:37,779 --> 00:33:40,740 Thank you to two of you for paying attention to what we do. 698 00:33:40,740 --> 00:33:41,460 Just kidding. 699 00:33:41,460 --> 00:33:42,500 I know all about it. 700 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:44,099 I listened to the last episode. 701 00:33:44,099 --> 00:33:49,059 And by listen to the last episode, I mean I skipped through all the scary parts. 702 00:33:50,980 --> 00:33:53,139 Because I wanted to hear the end. 703 00:33:53,139 --> 00:33:54,259 With her fingers in her ears. 704 00:33:54,259 --> 00:33:56,339 That's a little teaser about the content. 705 00:33:56,340 --> 00:33:58,260 It's pretty scary. 706 00:33:58,260 --> 00:33:59,460 It's kind of spooky. 707 00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:01,380 It's okay you guys. 708 00:34:01,380 --> 00:34:02,020 It's okay. 709 00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:03,060 So Facing Fate. 710 00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:05,460 We're just going to give you the elevator pitch now. 711 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:08,500 We want you to go listen to it because we're so very proud of it. 712 00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:09,620 The first season. 713 00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:10,900 Every season is going to be different. 714 00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:12,500 Set that up there. 715 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:14,420 So new characters, new story, new everything. 716 00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:16,260 But the first season is on the moon. 717 00:34:17,220 --> 00:34:18,180 What? 718 00:34:18,180 --> 00:34:19,140 What? 719 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,340 So sci-fi. 720 00:34:20,340 --> 00:34:21,700 It's got thrills. 721 00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:24,900 It's got scaries that keep Carla up at night. 722 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:26,500 Especially when we were playing it. 723 00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:28,340 Because I'd leave it on real good cliffhangers. 724 00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:30,980 It's like based in the real world. 725 00:34:30,980 --> 00:34:32,099 So we're playing real people. 726 00:34:32,660 --> 00:34:36,180 Except, you know, all the horror sci-fi stuff that isn't quite real. 727 00:34:36,180 --> 00:34:38,019 But we're like all human people. 728 00:34:38,019 --> 00:34:38,579 Yeah. 729 00:34:38,579 --> 00:34:40,340 That isn't real yet, Roz. 730 00:34:41,139 --> 00:34:41,940 Isn't real yet. 731 00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:42,260 Yeah. 732 00:34:42,260 --> 00:34:42,579 No. 733 00:34:42,579 --> 00:34:47,139 There's a lot of foreshadowing in here that if it comes true, we might be in trouble. 734 00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:49,780 Or we'll know exactly what to do. 735 00:34:49,780 --> 00:34:50,900 Oh, that's true too. 736 00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:51,380 Yeah. 737 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:51,780 Yeah. 738 00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:56,820 So if you want to know what to do in the near dystopian future where we're living on the moon, 739 00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:59,460 go check it out at facingfake.com. 740 00:34:59,460 --> 00:35:02,180 Or just search for it on your podcast app of choice. 741 00:35:02,180 --> 00:35:04,260 Or just click the link down in the description. 742 00:35:04,260 --> 00:35:04,980 That's easier. 743 00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:06,500 Go click the link down in the description. 744 00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:07,620 All the episodes are out now. 745 00:35:07,620 --> 00:35:10,260 You can binge it and get ready for season two. 746 00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:11,700 Only 10 episodes. 747 00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:12,740 Can you even believe it? 748 00:35:12,740 --> 00:35:16,740 And if you join us over on Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, 749 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:18,260 you get early access. 750 00:35:19,060 --> 00:35:23,300 As soon as we start recording and getting all the season two stuff out, 751 00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:24,820 you get it before everybody else. 752 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:30,740 It's one of the joys of joining the Dumb Dragon Productions crew. 753 00:35:30,740 --> 00:35:34,500 I find it amazing we were able to tell a story in just 10 episodes 754 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,660 because it took us more than that to get out of that maze. 755 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:38,100 Yeah. 756 00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:40,100 It took you seven episodes. 757 00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:41,860 It feels like longer. 758 00:35:41,860 --> 00:35:43,860 It took you seven episodes. 759 00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:45,780 Seventeen episodes? 760 00:35:45,780 --> 00:35:47,380 Are you missing some letters? 761 00:35:47,780 --> 00:35:49,460 Seventeen episodes? 762 00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:49,780 Yeah. 763 00:35:49,780 --> 00:35:52,980 We're not even going to get into this because this will be a whole other interlude. 764 00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:53,860 Go check it out. 765 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:54,820 Facing Fate. 766 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,820 Search for it down in the description 767 00:35:56,820 --> 00:35:59,300 and then visit us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast 768 00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:04,180 to get all the sweet early content for season two, which is going to be great. 769 00:36:04,180 --> 00:36:05,539 And we're going to announce it next week. 770 00:36:06,579 --> 00:36:06,820 Okay. 771 00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:07,700 Thanks everybody. 772 00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:08,099 Love you. 773 00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:08,579 Bye. 774 00:36:08,579 --> 00:36:08,900 Bye. 775 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:18,579 The three of you part ways. 776 00:36:18,579 --> 00:36:22,660 Flint and Thea, I assume you have rooms here. 777 00:36:23,940 --> 00:36:26,660 I just assume we just have standing chambers. 778 00:36:26,660 --> 00:36:27,059 Yep. 779 00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:27,300 Yeah. 780 00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:28,980 I would assume there's some sort of quarters. 781 00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:31,220 For the decimators of dragons. 782 00:36:31,220 --> 00:36:36,500 You head there to go rest, clean up, get whatever you need sorted. 783 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:41,460 I got to rub the smell of sex off of me because of what was going on in that room. 784 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:42,500 I'll wash that off. 785 00:36:43,699 --> 00:36:48,260 Lex, where do you go and what do you do? 786 00:36:48,260 --> 00:36:52,739 We don't have to necessarily go there. 787 00:36:52,739 --> 00:36:56,579 Maybe you do other something before we close the scene on that. 788 00:36:56,579 --> 00:36:58,179 I don't want to seem desperate. 789 00:36:58,179 --> 00:36:58,659 No, yeah. 790 00:36:58,659 --> 00:36:59,219 He said later. 791 00:36:59,219 --> 00:37:02,579 Because you said later tonight and then like you turn around five minutes later 792 00:37:02,579 --> 00:37:02,980 and you're like. 793 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:05,940 It's later. 794 00:37:06,019 --> 00:37:07,940 So I. 795 00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:09,300 Ditch those losers. 796 00:37:10,659 --> 00:37:13,539 I feel like I've been traveling for a long time. 797 00:37:13,539 --> 00:37:16,740 So maybe I go like clean up somewhere. 798 00:37:18,980 --> 00:37:20,579 Gussy myself up. 799 00:37:20,579 --> 00:37:21,220 Sure. 800 00:37:21,220 --> 00:37:22,099 Yeah, absolutely. 801 00:37:22,659 --> 00:37:23,059 I don't. 802 00:37:23,059 --> 00:37:24,500 Is there bath houses? 803 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:25,860 We ever done that before? 804 00:37:25,860 --> 00:37:28,900 I don't know that I'd get a room in an inn because I feel like I might have 805 00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:30,019 somewhere to stay tonight. 806 00:37:32,019 --> 00:37:32,519 Whoa. 807 00:37:33,780 --> 00:37:34,099 Sure. 808 00:37:34,099 --> 00:37:36,819 Yeah, there's yeah, bath houses. 809 00:37:36,819 --> 00:37:37,219 Sure. 810 00:37:37,219 --> 00:37:44,659 There's that you go clean up and you are I mean you get some looks 811 00:37:44,659 --> 00:37:47,699 because of your self. 812 00:37:47,699 --> 00:37:50,259 Yeah, yeah, because of the whole thing going on. 813 00:37:51,059 --> 00:37:56,980 Giant modeled skin held together with stitches, you know, that whole thing. 814 00:37:57,940 --> 00:37:59,699 And then you head back out. 815 00:37:59,699 --> 00:38:00,900 It's kind of around. 816 00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:02,659 Yeah, it's probably I don't know how. 817 00:38:02,659 --> 00:38:04,259 How long does it take to use a bath house? 818 00:38:04,899 --> 00:38:06,819 20 minutes an hour. 819 00:38:06,819 --> 00:38:07,460 I don't know. 820 00:38:07,460 --> 00:38:08,420 Say an hour for. 821 00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:09,219 I have a drink. 822 00:38:09,219 --> 00:38:10,259 Maybe I eat some food. 823 00:38:10,259 --> 00:38:10,659 I don't know. 824 00:38:10,659 --> 00:38:11,539 You soak in there. 825 00:38:12,739 --> 00:38:13,460 Have a steam. 826 00:38:15,139 --> 00:38:16,099 You take your time. 827 00:38:16,099 --> 00:38:17,460 You get cleaned up. 828 00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:19,059 You head back out into the streets. 829 00:38:19,859 --> 00:38:23,859 You're headed back towards Castle Water Deep when you hear a. 830 00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:29,460 What sounds to you like a cry for help down an alleyway? 831 00:38:30,179 --> 00:38:32,420 Well, I go see what's happening. 832 00:38:32,659 --> 00:38:42,500 You run down the alley and turn a corner and you see three men kicking down at someone on the ground. 833 00:38:43,219 --> 00:38:43,779 What are you? 834 00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:45,059 Hey, what are you doing? 835 00:38:45,059 --> 00:38:47,460 And I like run towards them. 836 00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:48,899 They hear you yell out. 837 00:38:48,899 --> 00:38:50,420 Look up and say, let's get out of here. 838 00:38:50,420 --> 00:38:50,899 Go, go. 839 00:38:52,099 --> 00:38:53,139 They run off. 840 00:38:53,139 --> 00:38:54,420 They keep running down the alley. 841 00:38:55,699 --> 00:38:58,420 Do you pursue or do you stop at the person they were kicking in? 842 00:38:59,059 --> 00:39:01,299 How does the person look? 843 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:03,220 Doesn't look very good. 844 00:39:03,220 --> 00:39:04,500 It looks like they've been. 845 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,100 They are currently unconscious. 846 00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:10,100 Blood is dripping pretty much everywhere. 847 00:39:10,740 --> 00:39:11,860 They look very bad. 848 00:39:12,580 --> 00:39:13,539 Then I will stop. 849 00:39:15,140 --> 00:39:22,100 You see the three run away and you kneel down towards the male who's dressed in. 850 00:39:23,220 --> 00:39:26,019 He's dressed in commoners' clothings. 851 00:39:26,019 --> 00:39:28,900 He doesn't look like he himself is very well off. 852 00:39:29,860 --> 00:39:35,380 And he kind of coughs as you do what you do. 853 00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:47,460 So I'm going to kneel beside him and try to see if I can tell where he is most injured. 854 00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:51,780 Just with like a cursory kind of pat down or it's maybe obvious. 855 00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:52,180 Sure. 856 00:39:52,259 --> 00:39:58,500 Yeah, you check him out and his rib cage has been almost entirely crushed in. 857 00:39:59,139 --> 00:40:05,379 He's got large goose eggs and welts across a couple of spots on his head. 858 00:40:06,019 --> 00:40:09,859 You can tell he's got a broken arm at the very least. 859 00:40:09,859 --> 00:40:11,059 Possibly a broken leg. 860 00:40:13,379 --> 00:40:13,699 Okay. 861 00:40:13,699 --> 00:40:20,099 So I'm going to put a hand on his head and then one on his midsection by those crushed ribs 862 00:40:20,339 --> 00:40:28,019 and I am going to channel lay on hands and try to heal him. 863 00:40:28,659 --> 00:40:35,860 So you put your hand on his head and his midsection and then describe to me again 864 00:40:35,860 --> 00:40:41,940 your process and what it looks like as your life force transfers into this man. 865 00:40:42,819 --> 00:40:45,460 Sure, and so this is a bit more intense than when it was just 866 00:40:45,460 --> 00:40:51,460 what I tried, like that kind of basic trying with Flint on the wagon. 867 00:40:52,099 --> 00:40:59,139 So hand on head, hand on midsection, eyes closed, like my full concentration. 868 00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:06,579 So totally vulnerable at this point to anyone who might want to attack me. 869 00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:13,300 And I sort of just gather what feels like, but of course I don't see this, 870 00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:20,420 but like feels like a pool of yellow light in my chest that I then like channel out 871 00:41:20,420 --> 00:41:24,580 through my hands into this injured person. 872 00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:33,460 This energy leaves you and you feel below your hands, the bones begin to crack back 873 00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:37,780 into place and the muscles begin to pop back where they should be. 874 00:41:38,660 --> 00:41:48,900 It's a long process and you yourself begin to feel his wounds almost beginning to transfer to 875 00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:58,820 you. You feel strain on your ribs and head and limbs as you are doing this. Do you continue? 876 00:42:00,580 --> 00:42:00,980 I do. 877 00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:08,820 I feel like once I am in this state and I have maybe never been this deep into this state before, 878 00:42:12,260 --> 00:42:18,340 it is the pain of what is happening to my body is sort of happening like 879 00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:23,059 outside of my awareness or I'm like somewhat aware that it is happening, 880 00:42:23,059 --> 00:42:25,699 but really I am just concentrating on this yellow light. 881 00:42:31,059 --> 00:42:40,900 The energy continues to transfer into the man. Perseus sensing that things are happening, 882 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:46,820 climbs up and out of your pocket, runs down your shoulder and to the ground and 883 00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:52,820 you can't see him, but they are looking back up at you. 884 00:42:52,820 --> 00:43:01,059 And the man takes a deep breath. You feel that breath as 885 00:43:03,220 --> 00:43:06,500 the man's wounds have entirely healed. 886 00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:14,420 The energy stops flowing and you feel yourself crumple to the ground beside him. 887 00:43:18,420 --> 00:43:19,940 Perseus rushes to you 888 00:43:23,140 --> 00:43:30,500 tending to some of the wounds that have opened up in your own body. You open your eyes and you 889 00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:38,980 look down and the skin has begun to peel back at the seams of where your limbs and 890 00:43:39,219 --> 00:43:45,300 various different parts come together worse than you've ever seen them before. 891 00:43:53,940 --> 00:43:58,980 I think that I would just like, you know, this is my very best friend in the whole world, 892 00:43:58,980 --> 00:44:04,179 Perseus, and I just kind of like stroke his back and say like, it's okay, it's okay, 893 00:44:04,179 --> 00:44:11,699 I'm okay, and maybe even try and give him a little of that soothing energy that I 894 00:44:12,259 --> 00:44:19,940 shot Leosin in that handshake earlier, so which is just like the tiniest lowest level 895 00:44:19,940 --> 00:44:21,460 feeling just to calm him. 896 00:44:23,859 --> 00:44:31,940 You lay with Perseus and this man in the alleyway for quite a while until you 897 00:44:32,579 --> 00:44:41,619 hear footsteps walking up the alleyway and you sense them come up behind you 898 00:44:42,659 --> 00:44:45,220 and you feel yourself being picked up. 899 00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:58,820 The man, you look down, you see him, he is not conscious but he is completely healed. 900 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:05,460 He's got blood stains on his clothes and on his skin but you can tell that you have brought him 901 00:45:05,460 --> 00:45:12,660 back from death where he would have been. You look to the side and you see Arvid 902 00:45:13,380 --> 00:45:20,820 and he picks you up and walks back with you to his office. 903 00:45:23,380 --> 00:45:27,140 We'll get you cleaned up here. 904 00:45:29,780 --> 00:45:31,059 I told you I'd see you later. 905 00:45:33,220 --> 00:45:35,140 That you did. 906 00:45:51,860 --> 00:45:57,380 We go back to Flint and Thea who are back in Leosin's office and he says, 907 00:45:57,380 --> 00:46:05,140 well, we do have someone down in Calum Shan. I almost forgot where you were going. 908 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:10,740 You're jet set individuals, aren't you? Calum Shan, that's where we're going. 909 00:46:11,380 --> 00:46:12,740 Yes, still want to? 910 00:46:12,740 --> 00:46:14,180 Yes, absolutely. 911 00:46:15,780 --> 00:46:16,980 I just thought you were going to say it. 912 00:46:19,619 --> 00:46:24,980 I like the element of surprise. I'm working on my delivery. Too much? 913 00:46:24,980 --> 00:46:26,019 No, you're doing great. 914 00:46:26,019 --> 00:46:29,380 Great, perfect. I mean, it's a new look for you. 915 00:46:31,460 --> 00:46:35,780 I was told that I was too by the books. I had to be a little bit more of a storyteller. 916 00:46:36,980 --> 00:46:39,139 You've been going to like Toastmasters and stuff? 917 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:41,000 Yes. 918 00:46:44,820 --> 00:46:47,940 God, nothing kills a conversation like bringing up Toastmasters. 919 00:46:50,980 --> 00:46:52,579 Sorry, Toastmasters, sorry about that. 920 00:46:53,539 --> 00:47:00,900 Yes. Here's the thing, Calum Shan, very far away. The person you are going to meet, 921 00:47:01,699 --> 00:47:06,500 they go by the name of Yenbul. Might get the pronunciation wrong, 922 00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:10,579 not entirely sure, but that's who we are aware of. 923 00:47:10,579 --> 00:47:12,259 Yenbul? 924 00:47:12,259 --> 00:47:18,500 Yes, Y-E-N-B-U-L, Yenbul. We'll find out when we meet them. 925 00:47:19,299 --> 00:47:20,980 So you have not met this person? 926 00:47:21,059 --> 00:47:28,340 I mean, it's been a while since they've been here. I'm only super new here 927 00:47:28,340 --> 00:47:29,860 in the grand scheme of things. 928 00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:38,900 So yes, mostly written correspondence since they've been down there quite a while. 929 00:47:41,539 --> 00:47:44,900 Now, Calum Shan, like I said, very far away. 930 00:47:45,460 --> 00:47:47,380 There are a couple ways we can get you there. 931 00:47:47,460 --> 00:47:53,780 One is by teleportation, quick, simple. We can get you into Calumport, which is the capital, 932 00:47:54,820 --> 00:48:00,660 where Yenbul is supposed to be. We can tell them, send ahead of you to meet you, 933 00:48:01,300 --> 00:48:05,300 and then hopefully figure out where this temple, where the temple is. 934 00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:08,820 Hopefully, it's very obvious. I'm thinking it might not be. 935 00:48:11,220 --> 00:48:12,340 Option B, 936 00:48:12,420 --> 00:48:19,220 option B, oh, hiccup with the teleport, getting you back. 937 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:27,700 We don't have quite the same system set up down there as we do here, 938 00:48:27,700 --> 00:48:31,860 so you'd either have to figure out, find someone down there who could teleport you back, 939 00:48:31,860 --> 00:48:36,180 or we could send a ship down, pick you up, bring you back. 940 00:48:37,059 --> 00:48:39,940 Option B, you take a ship down all the way, 941 00:48:40,579 --> 00:48:44,579 and then take the ship back. Depends what you want to do. 942 00:48:44,579 --> 00:48:48,500 I'm just giving you the options. Well, I think time is of the essence. 943 00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:55,220 I say, teleport down, ship back up. How long does a ship take? 944 00:48:56,420 --> 00:48:59,220 Several weeks. Yeah, okay. 945 00:48:59,220 --> 00:49:04,659 So instead of several weeks times two, it'll just be several weeks. 946 00:49:05,619 --> 00:49:10,659 Some people are very anti-magic, which is why I have to give both options. 947 00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:18,739 I know you two are really cool. Can we not do it both ways? 948 00:49:20,259 --> 00:49:23,619 No, it doesn't work the same way in Kalisham. 949 00:49:26,980 --> 00:49:30,339 Just because we don't have the same network set up down there, you would have to specifically, 950 00:49:30,339 --> 00:49:34,420 or you and Yen Bull, maybe Yen Bull knows somebody, that is an option as well. 951 00:49:34,420 --> 00:49:37,940 But you would have to find someone who could teleport you. 952 00:49:37,940 --> 00:49:38,740 Okay, gotcha. 953 00:49:40,340 --> 00:49:45,139 But we would send the ship to be sure that you have a way of getting back. 954 00:49:46,420 --> 00:49:48,659 Not just left on your own devices. 955 00:49:48,659 --> 00:49:51,619 Could take us a few weeks just to find the temple, so. 956 00:49:51,619 --> 00:49:52,420 Very well could. 957 00:49:54,180 --> 00:49:59,220 So if that's all we can send you down there, 958 00:49:59,220 --> 00:50:02,579 Arvid says they're trying very hard to track down Donnie, 959 00:50:02,579 --> 00:50:08,579 but it's turning up not so fruitful so far. 960 00:50:09,380 --> 00:50:13,940 We will send word if we find him in your absence. 961 00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:17,860 Very sorry. 962 00:50:19,380 --> 00:50:20,019 We'll find him. 963 00:50:20,980 --> 00:50:28,980 Yes. The fact that we can't find him is good, because it means, well, I mean, 964 00:50:28,980 --> 00:50:36,820 it's not good. It's better. It means he might not be in this realm, this plane. 965 00:50:37,940 --> 00:50:40,500 And that's good for us? 966 00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:49,059 Well, it means he has a possibility of being alive. You know, Monk Should's Cat? 967 00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:51,460 What? 968 00:50:51,460 --> 00:50:53,460 Oh, you know, Monk Should's Cat. 969 00:50:54,019 --> 00:50:55,380 Monk Should's Cat. 970 00:50:55,380 --> 00:50:55,619 Yes. 971 00:50:56,420 --> 00:50:58,659 Like Monk Should Cat? 972 00:50:58,659 --> 00:51:02,179 No, no, no. Like the famous wizard Monk Should. 973 00:51:02,179 --> 00:51:03,859 The famous wizard Monk Should? 974 00:51:03,859 --> 00:51:12,819 Yes. And how he posited, if I have this magical box, and I told you there's a cat in it, 975 00:51:14,739 --> 00:51:23,059 but you don't know if there's a cat in it, the cat is both alive and dead in the magical box. 976 00:51:23,059 --> 00:51:23,940 Right. 977 00:51:23,940 --> 00:51:29,059 So Donnie is both alive and dead in this magical plane. 978 00:51:29,059 --> 00:51:32,820 In another plane. Whereas if they had found him... 979 00:51:32,820 --> 00:51:34,019 Would be either... 980 00:51:34,900 --> 00:51:35,380 We would know. 981 00:51:35,380 --> 00:51:38,500 Yes. Exactly. I'm just saying. Monk Should's Cat. 982 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:42,179 Monk Should's Cat. Perfect. I will write that one down. 983 00:51:42,179 --> 00:51:43,940 He probably should, because I don't remember him. 984 00:51:43,940 --> 00:51:52,179 I'm going to look into Monk Should, see if maybe he can come to a seminar on some such... 985 00:51:52,820 --> 00:51:57,300 Well, I don't know if he's still alive, but I mean... 986 00:51:57,300 --> 00:51:58,580 That hasn't stopped us before. 987 00:52:02,580 --> 00:52:03,140 Fair enough. 988 00:52:06,420 --> 00:52:10,980 Is there anything you need prior to leaving? We'll assume that you've got all like basic 989 00:52:10,980 --> 00:52:14,980 stuff. You know, you've sharpened your weapons, you've got your food, rations, 990 00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:16,340 clothes, whatever you want. 991 00:52:16,340 --> 00:52:20,740 All that stuff that other people do in D&D, but we just assume is always 992 00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:22,020 magically taken care of. 993 00:52:23,780 --> 00:52:27,780 Is there anything, any specific questions about Callum Shan that you might have? 994 00:52:27,780 --> 00:52:30,740 I have, you know, tersary knowledge. 995 00:52:30,740 --> 00:52:33,060 What's the weather like? Hot? Cold? 996 00:52:33,060 --> 00:52:36,100 It's very desert-like. Very hot. 997 00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:43,780 Okay. Any wild animals that we might not find here that might freak us the fuck out? 998 00:52:44,580 --> 00:52:52,660 I mean, there are, you know, regional monsters, regional, that sort of thing. 999 00:52:53,380 --> 00:53:03,460 There are a great amount of gins and genies that you, I'm told, should be wary of. 1000 00:53:04,820 --> 00:53:05,060 Okay. 1001 00:53:05,940 --> 00:53:11,380 They're mischievous, is the lore that they send back, 1002 00:53:12,180 --> 00:53:14,019 that people don't trust them very much. 1003 00:53:14,980 --> 00:53:17,140 So don't put all our eggs in their basket. 1004 00:53:18,019 --> 00:53:20,900 You might not want to put any of your eggs in their basket, 1005 00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:22,980 but especially not all of them. 1006 00:53:22,980 --> 00:53:27,940 All right. Are these Callum Shanians? 1007 00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:29,460 Kalashites. 1008 00:53:29,460 --> 00:53:29,940 Kalashites. 1009 00:53:32,340 --> 00:53:34,500 Okay. Sorry. 1010 00:53:37,220 --> 00:53:39,300 Do they worship any particular gods? 1011 00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:46,900 Um, not in particular. Nothing, nothing. No. 1012 00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:48,100 Okay, cool. 1013 00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:49,300 Nothing in particular. 1014 00:53:49,300 --> 00:53:51,620 What you'll find down there is they are, 1015 00:53:51,620 --> 00:53:56,260 because they're such an ancient civilization, they, they're very, 1016 00:53:57,940 --> 00:54:00,340 you'll find a lot more magic usage down there. 1017 00:54:02,580 --> 00:54:03,380 Nice. 1018 00:54:03,380 --> 00:54:08,580 So, being a bit more commonplace, the rumors you hear down by the docks 1019 00:54:08,659 --> 00:54:12,659 is that everyone and their, and their dog owns a magic carpet. 1020 00:54:13,299 --> 00:54:17,139 Lee Olsen, what are you doing down by the docks? 1021 00:54:17,139 --> 00:54:19,299 These are the rumors that make it back to me. 1022 00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:21,779 It's just, if you hear- 1023 00:54:21,779 --> 00:54:24,819 Clean cut guy like you wouldn't last five minutes in the docks. 1024 00:54:24,819 --> 00:54:26,900 This is why I don't go down to the docks. 1025 00:54:26,900 --> 00:54:27,460 I just- 1026 00:54:27,460 --> 00:54:30,099 Okay. Well, I would also like to have a magic carpet. 1027 00:54:30,099 --> 00:54:34,340 Well, um, that's just the rumors that they're very magical. 1028 00:54:35,059 --> 00:54:38,420 They, they, they all just treat it as a normal thing. 1029 00:54:39,380 --> 00:54:41,620 And perhaps you should too. 1030 00:54:41,620 --> 00:54:44,900 Desert-like, there's some jungles, depending on where you go, 1031 00:54:44,900 --> 00:54:46,420 it's mixed, it's very large. 1032 00:54:46,420 --> 00:54:48,420 So, you'll run into a whole bunch of different things, 1033 00:54:48,420 --> 00:54:50,100 depending on where you actually have to go, 1034 00:54:50,100 --> 00:54:53,140 where Yen Bull thinks that your temple is. 1035 00:54:53,700 --> 00:54:55,220 Okay. Well. 1036 00:54:56,100 --> 00:55:00,180 And with that, he takes you down to the teleportation chamber, 1037 00:55:00,180 --> 00:55:01,220 where you've been before. 1038 00:55:02,180 --> 00:55:09,540 I alter self, khaki shorts, tank top, gossamer cape. 1039 00:55:10,340 --> 00:55:13,060 Is there a time limit on your alter self or you just- 1040 00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:15,300 No, I can just alter self. 1041 00:55:15,300 --> 00:55:16,260 Okay, cool. Perfect. 1042 00:55:16,260 --> 00:55:18,420 It's just a fun thing I can do now that I'm so supes powerful. 1043 00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:19,620 The cape is a nice touch. 1044 00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:21,380 Flint, what is your, your attire? 1045 00:55:21,380 --> 00:55:25,380 Knowing that it's a desert locale, what is, how does Flint dress? 1046 00:55:25,940 --> 00:55:31,140 Yeah. I mean, I guess he's going to have to steal a page from Merle and go beach dwarf. 1047 00:55:31,460 --> 00:55:34,900 Okay, cool. Sandals, flip flops. 1048 00:55:34,900 --> 00:55:37,299 Oh, flip flops, Hawaiian shirt. 1049 00:55:37,299 --> 00:55:38,579 Well, actually, no, like those- 1050 00:55:38,579 --> 00:55:40,819 No, go gladiator sandals. 1051 00:55:40,819 --> 00:55:42,099 Active sandals. Yeah. 1052 00:55:42,099 --> 00:55:44,259 So you can like go out and climb rocks and stuff, 1053 00:55:44,259 --> 00:55:45,779 but still have your feet out. 1054 00:55:45,779 --> 00:55:46,259 I like it. 1055 00:55:46,259 --> 00:55:47,219 So we'll go with those. 1056 00:55:48,099 --> 00:55:50,420 Tommy Bahama style Hawaiian shirt. 1057 00:55:50,420 --> 00:55:51,139 Yes. 1058 00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:54,659 And not cargo shorts, but like big shorts. 1059 00:55:55,379 --> 00:55:58,019 I look over at you and I go, fucking tourist. 1060 00:55:58,500 --> 00:56:03,539 You're going to blend in marvelously. I can ju- both of you. I can just feel it. 1061 00:56:04,259 --> 00:56:04,820 Perfect. 1062 00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:11,539 All right, wizards. And you step into the teleportation circles and the wizards begin 1063 00:56:11,539 --> 00:56:15,619 their incantations and the runes begin to glow and you begin to fade. 1064 00:56:15,619 --> 00:56:18,659 And I shout out, tell Arvid to use protection. 1065 00:56:20,179 --> 00:56:24,420 You just see a very confused look on Leo's face as you snap out. 1066 00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:36,259 And there is a flash and a rumble and an explosion. 1067 00:56:38,019 --> 00:56:42,900 And you are thrown hard against the side of a building. 1068 00:56:46,259 --> 00:56:52,099 The intro song, Nowhere Land, is by Kavin MacLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io. 1069 00:56:52,980 --> 00:56:57,380 All other music and sound effects can be found at epidemicsound.com. 1070 00:56:58,420 --> 00:57:04,820 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, Christian Brown, Creighton's Raven, Devin Michaels, 1071 00:57:04,820 --> 00:57:09,380 Gabriel Lynch, Jacob Madden, Joshua Dixon, and Cat Waterflame. 1072 00:57:10,179 --> 00:57:13,219 To find out more how you can support Dumbs and the Dragons, 1073 00:57:13,219 --> 00:57:16,579 visit Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 1074 00:57:17,219 --> 00:57:20,980 Thank you for listening. Have a great week. We'll talk soon. 1075 00:57:21,860 --> 00:57:26,340 The bile is dripping down on top of you and down all over you. 1076 00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:28,100 Flint, what do you do? 1077 00:57:29,940 --> 00:57:32,260 I'm emptying my water skin slowly. 1078 00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:39,700 Dumbs and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.